前言

起源

纵使遭受了家长老师的不容、尖子生的蔑视，力排众议，唱响颓废生的圣歌！（中二病晚期）

行吧其实就是英语老师叫我们仿写一下《My Fair Lady》里的一个片段。

PS：本来这篇文章将在2月开学时发布，结果因为疫情就鸽到了现在（原文在老师手上）。

再PS：本人英语水平不高，应该不会有比较高深的语法或者词语。

一些注释

关于文中简写：PS - playful student,KOX - king of xuezhuan。

关于xuezhuan：血赚，即使鲜血淋漓依然坚持赚取知识，乃学习最高境界。

关于king of xuezhuan：赚王，并不是指最血赚的学生，只要血赚到一定境界即可称王。

KOX是我们年级对那些对学习极度渴望的人的称呼，并不是我起的，虽然我的确中二就是了。

正文

ZigZagK — A playful student(PS):
What in all of heaven could've promted them to study.
After such a frightening test in last week?
What could've inspired them;
What could've energized them?
I cannot understand these kings of xuezhuan(KOXs) at all.

KOXs are extra-boring, that's all there is to that!
Their heads are full of studying, studying and studying!
They're nothing but insensible, fake,
joyless, inconsiderate, casual,
Compulsive and self-betrayed things!

Why can't a KOX be more like a PS?
PSs are so honest, so thoroughly true;
Wisely optimistic, godlikely brave.
Who, when they're free, will always throw the homework.
Why can't a KOX be like that?
Why does everyone do what the others do?
Can't a KOX learn to stop studying?
Why do they do everything for studying?
Why don't they grow up, well, like PS, instead?

Why can't a KOX take after a PS?
PS, are so joyful, so easy to play with.
Whenever you're with them, you're always at ease.

Would you be slighted if I didn't study at weekends?
Another PS: Of course not.
Would you be livid if I had copied the homework?
Another PS: Nonsense.
Would you be wounded if I always stared at my phone at home?
Another PS: Never.
Well, why can't a KOX be like you?

One PS in a million may study a bit.
Now and then, there's one with slight defects.
One perhaps who frequently borrows your homework,
Buy by and large we are extraordinary students!

Why can't a KOX take after a PS?
'Cause PSs are so funny, interesting and childish.
A better player you will never find.

If I refused to do meaningless study duties would you bellow?
Another PS: Of course not.
If I slept rather than studied at rest time, would you fuss?
Another PS: Nonsense.
Would you complain if I played so delightedly that I lost myself?
Another PS: Never.
Why can't a KOX be like us?

Why can't a KOX be more like a PS?
PSs are so determined, such firm minded;
Never pretend to have studied;
Never hide after they play.
Why can't a KOX be a chum?

Why is being heartfelt KOXs never do?
And why is a heart-to-heart never even tried?
Hiding their study behaviour is all they ever do.
Why don't they express their desire that's beyond studying?

Why can't a KOX behave like a PS?
If I was a KOX who'd studied day and night,
Finished all homework and extra study plans;
Would I pretend to have played all time like a compulsive liar,
Or be silent constantly to avoid being exposed?
Would I make a solid personal cocoon of countless falsity and trickery?
Why can't a KOX be like ME?

后记

免责声明：该诗纯属恶搞，并无恶意，如有雷同，纯属巧合。

仿写自《A Hymn To Him》，网易云上可以看原歌词。

有兴趣还可以去看下《My Fair Lady》，挺不错的。